TRUST SCIENCE, TRUST PFOISON, GET THE $JAB
Available on Solana!
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Boost your immunity to insolvency with $JAB

999,999,999
Total Supply

Will burn more as MC increases.

Prepaid DeX at 45k Market Cap

Liquidity locked and more burned before Raydium launch!

Who is Pfoison Inc?

Highly Qualified Veternarians and Drug Dealers

We are a family business from the depths of Hell here to unleash immunization to your crypto wallets through the boosting of profits, in a safe and effective way.

If you trust science, then you automatically trust Pfosion because we are the jury, the judge, and the executioner when ti comes to scientific standards today!

Buy $JAB on Solana to flatten the curve of a dead market. It's not mandatory, but it should be!

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Contact Address:

Pfoison.com - Web3 Site Coming Soon!

Trust the science by injecting random research chemicals into your wallet today!

We have no liability because the government was bought out decades ago!
We Are Food and Drug Retards Approved!
Center for Disease Creation Sponsored
World Health Overlords Authorized!

Pfoison $JAB Tokens will be redeemable for boosters for our next pandemic, coming to a wallet holding $JAB near you.

More details to come on the next big outbreak we are working on at Pfoison Labs soon!

Side Effects from the Pfoison $JAB May Include but are not limited to:

Exponential Portfolio Value Multiplication Disorder
Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis
Lou Gehrig's Disease
Cancer
Blindness
Deafness
Degrading Neurological System Syndrome
Schizophrenia
The Desire to Cut off Your Genitals or Have them Surgically Removed (Call Pfoison and our Experts Will Assist!)
Liver Failure
Too Much Extra Money
Addiction to Boosters
Pain
Redness
Jaundice
Swelling
Kidney Failure
Organ Failure (Any and All Could Fail at any time, we just don't know)
Constipation
Diarrhea
Fatigue
Swollen Crytpo Wallet Disease
Dry Mouth
Congealed Bodily Fluids
Spike Protein Disease
Headache
Migraine
Muscle Pain
Chills
Fever
Nausea
Rotting Flesh
Vulnerability to PG69 (An upcoming Pfoison Vaccine and Outbreak)
Myocarditis
Gender Dysphoria
The Need for Unique Pronouns
Lymphadenopathy
"Delayed Local Reactions"
"Delayed Distant Reactions"
Allergic Reactions
Anaphylaxis
Apoptosis
Necrosis
Pericarditis
Thrombosis with Thrombocytopenia (TTS)
Sudden Death
Sudden Death Syndrome
Guillain-Barre Syndrome (GBS)
Hallucinations
Bell's Palsy
Paralysis
Capillary Leak Syndrome
Immune Thrombocytopenia
Insomnia
Suicidal Thoughts or Behaviors
Severe Depression
Psychosis
Permanent Nerve Damage
Cardiac Arrest
Heart Explosion Syndrome
Frequent Urination
Frequent Defecation
Horse worms
Parasitic Eggs Hatching Inside Your Urethra
Shitting Blood
Booster Addiction
Mental Retardation
Blood Clots
Congenital Heart Failure
Epilepsy
Tuberculosis
Staph Infections
Lyme Disease (Also available with our weaponized, genetically-modified ticks and other parasites!)
Syphilis
Gonorrhea
Tetanus
Chlamydia
Cholera
Bacterial Meningitis
Viral Meningitis
Chicken Pox
HIV
AIDS (A new strain of AIDS!)
Influenza
Hepatitis A, B , C , D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N. O, P, Q, R, S, T, U. V. W, X, Y, Z (All types because diversity is important!)
Measles
Mumbs
Rubella
Rabies
Zika Virus
Common Cold
Ebola
Herpes
Candidiasis (Yeast Infection)
Aspergillosis
Histoplasmosis (bat feces bacterial infection)
Malaria
Toxoplasmosis
Giardiasis
Schistosomiasis
Trichomoniasis
Chagas Disease
Leishmaniasis
Coronary Artery Disease (CAD)
Stroke
Congestive Heart Failure
Alzheimer’s disease
Parkinson’s disease
Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS)
Multiple sclerosis (MS)
Diabetes mellitus (Type 1 and Type 2)
Hyperthyroidism
Hypothyroidism
Addison’s disease
Cushing’s syndrome
Shingles
Lesions
Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS)
Crohn’s disease
Ulcerative colitis
Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
Hepatitis (also infectious)
Celiac disease
Peptic ulcer disease
Osteoarthritis
Rheumatoid arthritis
Osteoporosis
Gout
Lupus
Fibromyalgia
Cystic fibrosis
Sickle cell anemia
Down syndrome
Hemophilia
Huntington’s disease
Marfan syndrome
Systemic lupus erythematosus (SLE)
Rheumatoid arthritis (also musculoskeletal)
Type 1 diabetes (also endocrine)
Multiple sclerosis (also neurological)
Hashimoto’s thyroiditis
Breast cancer
Lung cancer
Prostate cancer
Colorectal cancer
Leukemia
Lymphoma
Skin cancer (melanoma and non-melanoma)
Pancreatic cancer
Ovarian cancer
Liver cancer
Anxiety disorders
Bipolar disorder
Schizophrenia
Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)
Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
Autism spectrum disorder (ASD)
Eating disorders (anorexia nervosa, bulimia nervosa)
Duchenne muscular dystrophy
Tay-Sachs disease
Phenylketonuria (PKU)
Gaucher’s disease
Ehlers-Danlos syndrome
Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD)
Hantavirus pulmonary syndrome
Nipah virus infection
Marburg virus disease
Extreme Wealth

But don't worry, we can't be held liable for any of these so Pfoison's $JAB will always be a lucrative and safe investment!

Just ask our experts!

"You're all going to die if you don't take the Pfoison $JAB. There are several new viruses being released onto humanity that you will need protected from. We want to kill off over 90% of the human population in the next 10 years so it's very important that you get the $JAB. If you don't get it, you will still gain immunity to what's coming after we vaccinate your food, and the parasitic insects that we dump from helicopters above you, so don't worry. Soon, we will own all of your DNA anyway! Get an early start on your short-lived future now with Pfoison's $JAB on Solana!"

Bill Gatan - Founder of Retardosoft and Eugenicist!

"My genitals completely rotted out right in time for my new pronouns to take effect. Pfoison's $JAB not only made me question my gender altogether, it did all the work for me so I didn't have to experience life as an adult. Hormones, genitals, pronouns, it all clicked right about the time the 2nd booster kicked in. And now I oversee the Department of Health and Human Retards in the government!"

Dr. Levtard - Department of Health and Human Retards

"I have worked with the best bio-weapons engineers consistently for the last 4 decades. I have saved a lot of lives if you consider all of the unborn lives who didn't get infected! Our teams are in warehouse-labratories 24/7 tortutring dogs, raccoons, rats, bats, and a variety of other animals, so that you can inject these research chemicals straight into your arm with NO hesitation! Trusting the science has never been easier!"

Lead Experimental Scientist

Dr. Pfraudci - Pfoison Inc

TRUST THE SCIENCE, TRUST PFOISON, GET THE JAB!

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999,999,999 Total Supply